shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
imagine sarek fiercely defending the logic of his child’s choice to anyone who dares say anything about it