shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you


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omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”


This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.


basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs


when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie



why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better



too soon.

I hope he sees this

imagine young spock watching amanda put her make up on, and asking her if she could do his make up too. imagine amanda going out to shop with spock first to pick up the right shades for his skin tone. imagine giving spock a makeover, plating the longest parts of his hair into little braids at the sides, letting spock know that he could grow it a little longer if he wanted to have it braided traditionally. sarek coming home, saying spocks hair is logical because its cooler tied back in the heat


imagine sarek fiercely defending the logic of his child’s choice to anyone who dares say anything about it

join genderqueer/genderfluid saturday??