Qladuke

The pretty stuff is just here to disguise the weird. Female, Asexual, Panromantic, Femme, Pittsburgher. Fan of: Lost, Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Avengers, AtLA, LoK, Firefly, and many more I've forgotten to put in. To describe me in character terms, I'm a mix between Tony Stark and Kate Austen. Message me, I'm honest, attentive, and generally friendly. And sometimes drinking.

  • amporeon:

    basedmadoka:

    an erotic poem:

    leg so hot

    hot hot leg

    leg so hot u fry an eg

    image

    I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

    I FUCKING DARE YOU TO TRY AND SAY IT OUT LOUD WITHOUT LAUGHING

    (via hi)

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  • Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

    Evidence that music placement is very important. 

    I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

    (Source: akasuna, via wholockedkelly)

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  • the-goddamazon:

    derp-strider:

    the-art-student-in-221c:

    darksilenceinsuburbia:

    luciferspersephone:

    reichenbella:

    bodypositivestatues:

    It is time for a fucking revolution.

    If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

    If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

    Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

    Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

    Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

    Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

    Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

    Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

    You want a fresh take on the classics?

    Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

    For once.

    Please.

    oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

    Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

    Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

    Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

    Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

    Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

    Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

    CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

    Amen to all.

    NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

    Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

    BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS

    (Source: curvefollower, via dacupcakebomb)

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  • "Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

    Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

    She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

    (via barbie-dolls-xx)

    (Source: maxonshreaves, via cheshirecopycat)

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  • Mister Rogers says goodbye. x

    (Source: benwytt, via sarah-stark-jr)

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  • louie-key:

    myinterpretation5:

    thethneedler:

    EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
    REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
    WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
    An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

    Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

    Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
    I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
    Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

    *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

    You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

    This applies to ALL 50 states
    PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

    Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

    Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

    (Source: lucidartist, via dddid-i-stutter)

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  • casuallyhuntingthings:

    curiouscarson:

    heartofdisney:

    thedisneyseries:

    Why I love Disney/Pixar movies: the details

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL AT FIRST

    Those freaking blueberries

    this is the fifth time ive seen this post, and every single time i think that first one is completely real. 

    (via wholockedkelly)

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  • ladyhistory:

    nollag:

    adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey

    I AM CRYING

    (via wholockedkelly)

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  • tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

    padalemons:

    insertfandomnamehere:

    just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

    dont forget this gem:

    this entire post just made my day

    (via sarah-stark-jr)

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  • dicksconnected:

    i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

    1. NO one thinks theyre for you
    2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
    3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

    (via wholockedkelly)

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