The pretty stuff is just here to disguise the weird. Female, Asexual, Panromantic, Femme, Pittsburgher. Fan of: Lost, Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Avengers, AtLA, LoK, Firefly, and many more I've forgotten to put in. To describe me in character terms, I'm a mix between Tony Stark and Kate Austen. Message me, I'm honest, attentive, and generally friendly. And sometimes drinking.

  • oomileena-chanoo:

    Yeah but what if when pureblood parents get annoyed with their ungrateful children they send them to muggle school for a month and after the first day they desperately plead with their parents like:

    "Dad I can’t go back there they make me run

    "Please I know nothing about muggle history”

    "There are letters in the math, Dad, PLEASE

    And the parents just smugly look down at their sobbing children like, “You just wait ‘til you have to use a computer”

    (via fairyfoolishness)

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  • its-awesome-turtle-time:

    This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

    and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fairyfoolishness)

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  • theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

    Why is this not taught universally.

    (Source: sfgifs, via fairyfoolishness)

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  • officialdubai:

    hookah isnt edgy you lame white nerds its literally middle eastern equivalent of box wine

    (via sarah-stark-jr)

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  • darkarcherprince:

    weepingangela:

    carry-on-my-wayward-daughter:

    Always reblog.

    Misha Collins is my spirit animal. 

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/55c160995e821fee6a03d72cff23650c/tumblr_mjsbtp4RB01qeh0w2o1_250.gif

    (Source: freedomsperception, via wholockedkelly)

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  • r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

    asexual-not-a-sexual:

    I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

    But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

    What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

    But now I can cut peppers really well.
    So there’s that. 

    I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

    (via wholockedkelly)

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  • artemuscainpotato:

    thehomestuckwhovian:

    Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

    They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

    They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

    And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

    (via fairyfoolishness)

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  • "Ron Weasley’s character is consciously written as somewhat racist. Not as racist as Malfoy, of course - he doesn’t scoff at mudbloods and halfbloods, and he doesn’t see himself as superior at all. Still, he unquestionably accepts the inferior position of house elves (they love serving), when he finds out that Lupin’s werewolf his reaction is not only scared but also disgusted (Don’t touch me!) and he is clearly very uncomfortable finding out that Hagrid is half-giant (giants are wild and savage).
    And this is brilliant. Because it demonstrates that racism isn’t only present in clearly malicious and evil people, in the Malfoys and Blacks - it’s also there in warm, kind, funny people who just happened to learn some pretty toxic things growing up in a pretty toxic society. And they can unlearn them too, with some time and effort. Ron eventually accepts Hagrid’s parentage, lets Lupin bandage his leg and in the final battle, he worries about the safety of the house elves.
    Some people are prejudiced because they are evil, and some people are prejudiced because they don’t know better yet. And those people can learn better, and become better people. And that’s an important lesson. The lesson taught about discrimination shouldn’t be “only evil people do it”, because then all readers will assume it doesn’t apply to them. Instead old JK teaches us “you too are probably doing it, and you should do stop ASAP”."
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  • (Source: collegehumor, via kahjodan)

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  • to-b-or-not-221b:

    This is the best thing I have heard all week.

    (via swaggymir)

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